things are only going to get worse before they get better...

that aside...

this is going to be more of a lesson.

'head rule for audiences of rock #1:

1) Don't sing if you aren't one of the dudes on stage getting paid to do it. Nobody paid their hard-earned money to hear your dorky, untalented ass sing. We came to hear the dudes on stage sing. Paying 40 bucks to go see Tool, but instead of hearing Maynard, you get the dorkus malorkus with mad zits standing next to you singing "Sober" really loudly and out of key in your ear is enough to murder mother fuckers for.

and so we have rocky doing everyone's favorite below... which starts out all right... until... wait for it...



hurting. kind of ruined it for me buddy... still, the room he's in in that video reminds me of this church basement which was ultimately the first place i ever played in front of strangers... first band of sorts... the gadertian invasion or something... can't remember what we played... but it was bad and everybody snuck outside for weed and some heavy petting... and who isn't still up for that?

anyway... here's a less annoying version of the same song.



salud.